OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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