Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
it glows. i had to have it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
the raccoons are back...
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