it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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