No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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