do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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