4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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