why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I don't deserve a penis
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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