I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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