He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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