Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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