I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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