apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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