This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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