that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She bit a glass in half.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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