when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So vagazzling was a success
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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