If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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