it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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