theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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