Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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