i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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