I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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