I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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