if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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