Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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