I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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