This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
They have beer where we have blood.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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