this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
