I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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