no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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