she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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