Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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