this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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