Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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