No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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