Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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