absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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