just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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