You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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