Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I have fence marks all over my body
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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