The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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