hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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