doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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