What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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