she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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