Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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