I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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