Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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