What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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