I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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