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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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