He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
