hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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