Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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