Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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