I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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